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John's Transformation Page
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2004-01-20 09:11:58
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Office Max Sucks Redux:  Was I wrong?  You be the judge...
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2004-01-14 14:59:03
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Hole Punch Clouds
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2004-01-14 08:43:06
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Absolutely beautiful panorama of Mars
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2004-01-13 08:59:18
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Waterfalls Lodge Video
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2003-12-04 16:18:29
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Spray On Venereal Disease?
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2003-10-20 09:59:21
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Alton Brown - Suspected Egg Terrorist
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2003-09-26 12:03:51
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Excuses, Excuses
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2003-05-13 09:05:50
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Looks like I've been hacked.
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2003-03-24 22:00:39
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Hello, i'm a lonely gay redneck!
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2003-02-20 21:44:01
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