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 | Administrative Note... |
 In the past few weeks, I have been experienceing some problems with the server. Lock ups and such. I'm still trying to figure out what is wrong. I suspect a hardware issue, but still not sure. I have been trying to upload baby photos to the photo gallery, but when I do, it locks up. When I get the problems worked out, I'll get everything posted. If you can't get to this site for some reason, it's probably because the system locked up and I haven't rebooted yet.
Update 1/27/05: Well, I have traced the problem to a faulty motherboard. I have the new parts ordered and they should be here at the beginning of next week. In the mean time I have the site on another more stable machine.
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Posted by matt on Monday, January 17 @ 10:29:21 EST (952 reads)
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 | Two New Nerds Join the World |
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Posted by matt on Friday, January 14 @ 09:03:02 EST (753 reads)
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 | Acceleration |
 * One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows of NASCAR Nextel Cup Cars at the Daytona 500.
* Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1-1/2 gallons of nitromethane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.
* A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger.
* With 3,000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.
* At the stoichiometric (stoichiometry: methodology and technology by which quantities of reactants andproducts in chemical reactions are determined) 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitromethane, the flame front temperature measures 7,050 degrees F.
* Nitromethane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.
* Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.
* Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After halfway, the engine is dieseling from compression, plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1,400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.
* If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.
* In order to exceed 300 mph in 4.5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4G's. In order to reach 200 mph (well before half-track), the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.
* Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed reading this sentence.
* Top Fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light!
* Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.
* The redline is actually quite high at 9,500 rpm.
* Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimated $1,000.00 per second.
* The current Top Fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.441 seconds for the quarter mile (10/05/03, Tony Schumacher). The top speed record is 333.00 mph. (533 km/h) as measured over the last 66' of the run (09/28/03 Doug Kalitta).Putting all of this into perspective: You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter "twin-turbo" powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line and past the dragster at an honest 200 mph. The 'tree' goes green for both of you at that moment. The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums and within seconds, the dragster catches and passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from where you just passed him. Think about it, from a standing start, the dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1,320 foot long race course.
... and that my friend, is ACCELERATION!
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Posted by matt on Tuesday, January 11 @ 16:57:11 EST (869 reads)
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 | Hell... |
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying
it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and
take into account the fact that I slept with her again last night, then
number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell
has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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Posted by matt on Tuesday, November 23 @ 16:43:23 EST (783 reads)
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 | I'm a uniter not a divider... |
Quite the respectable gesture.
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Posted by matt on Saturday, November 06 @ 21:33:42 EST (820 reads)
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 | The way that I like to see it. |
This guy came up with a really good way to look at the "red" and "blue" states. These are broken down by counties. To just label a state red or blue is really minimizing the impact of the "minority opinion". Is an opinon really a minority if it is that close? Can the voices of 54 million people be ignored so easily? I don't think so.
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Posted by matt on Friday, November 05 @ 14:17:53 EST (820 reads)
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 | Definite food for thought.... |
This is definite food for thought. I can't say that I agree or totally support all of the opinions in this article, but in a lot of ways, it mirrors my opinion about the subject. It is quite surprising that it comes from The American Conservative:
Kerry’s the One
By Scott McConnell
There is little in John Kerry’s persona or platform that appeals to conservatives. The flip-flopper charge—the centerpiece of the Republican campaign against Kerry—seems overdone, as Kerry’s contrasting votes are the sort of baggage any senator of long service is likely to pick up. (Bob Dole could tell you all about it.) But Kerry is plainly a conventional liberal and no candidate for a future edition of Profiles in Courage. In my view, he will always deserve censure for his vote in favor of the Iraq War in 2002.
But this election is not about John Kerry. If he were to win, his dearth of charisma would likely ensure him a single term. He would face challenges from within his own party and a thwarting of his most expensive initiatives by a Republican Congress. Much of his presidency would be absorbed by trying to clean up the mess left to him in Iraq. He would be constrained by the swollen deficits and a ripe target for the next Republican nominee.
It is, instead, an election about the presidency of George W. Bush. To the surprise of virtually everyone, Bush has turned into an important president, and in many ways the most radical America has had since the 19th century. Because he is the leader of America’s conservative party, he has become the Left’s perfect foil—its dream candidate. The libertarian writer Lew Rockwell has mischievously noted parallels between Bush and Russia’s last tsar, Nicholas II: both gained office as a result of family connections, both initiated an unnecessary war that shattered their countries’ budgets. Lenin needed the calamitous reign of Nicholas II to create an opening for the Bolsheviks.
Bush has behaved like a caricature of what a right-wing president is supposed to be, and his continuation in office will discredit any sort of conservatism for generations. The launching of an invasion against a country that posed no threat to the U.S., the doling out of war profits and concessions to politically favored corporations, the financing of the war by ballooning the deficit to be passed on to the nation’s children, the ceaseless drive to cut taxes for those outside the middle class and working poor: it is as if Bush sought to resurrect every false 1960s-era left-wing cliché about predatory imperialism and turn it into administration policy. Add to this his nation-breaking immigration proposal—Bush has laid out a mad scheme to import immigrants to fill any job where the wage is so low that an American can’t be found to do it—and you have a presidency that combines imperialist Right and open-borders Left in a uniquely noxious cocktail.
During the campaign, few have paid attention to how much the Bush presidency has degraded the image of the United States in the world. Of course there has always been “anti-Americanism.” After the Second World War many European intellectuals argued for a “Third Way” between American-style capitalism and Soviet communism, and a generation later Europe’s radicals embraced every ragged “anti-imperialist” cause that came along. In South America, defiance of “the Yanqui” always draws a crowd. But Bush has somehow managed to take all these sentiments and turbo-charge them. In Europe and indeed all over the world, he has made the United States despised by people who used to be its friends, by businessmen and the middle classes, by moderate and sensible liberals. Never before have democratic foreign governments needed to demonstrate disdain for Washington to their own electorates in order to survive in office. The poll numbers are shocking. In countries like Norway, Germany, France, and Spain, Bush is liked by about seven percent of the populace. In Egypt, recipient of huge piles of American aid in the past two decades, some 98 percent have an unfavorable view of the United States. It’s the same throughout the Middle East.
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Posted by matt on Tuesday, October 26 @ 15:10:47 EDT (1173 reads)
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 | RIP Ricky |
Rest in peace Ricky.
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Posted by matt on Sunday, October 24 @ 21:31:19 EDT (713 reads)
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 | House Cat on the Vomit Comet |
Here's a link to a Quicktime movie of a house cat taken on the NASA vomit vomet: The plane that simulates a zero G environment. I can hear PETA now. LINK
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Posted by matt on Sunday, October 24 @ 21:27:55 EDT (615 reads)
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 | One of Each |
Looks like we have one of each on the way. We had our Level 2 ultrasound today and they did a thorough screening of every major bone and feature to make sure that the babies didn't have any defects. Everything checked out perfectly. When they took a look to see what the sex was, there was little doubt that one was a boy. The other one had all the hallmarks of being a girl, and the nurse was pretty sure, taking into account all the factors. So we'll have to see but things look pretty good so far for one of each, which is pretty darn cool.
More ultrasound photos in the Photo Gallery.
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Posted by matt on Wednesday, August 04 @ 19:12:34 EDT (713 reads)
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 | Ay-Carumba Twins! |
Well, we're having twins! I'm still pulling my jaw off the floor. We just had the ultrasounds today and we got two! That's cool. Call it Insti-family!
More photos in the Photo Gallery.
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Posted by matt on Friday, July 02 @ 13:40:38 EDT (669 reads)
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 | Sexy new clothing for those suffering from anorexia... |
Oh boy, you need to check out the FanPants invention web site.
Words just can't describe.....
Ya know, in some Central African cultures this sort of clothing is considered is sexy, and is worn during mating rituals. The men are turned on by women stuffing their backsides with padding and seductively walking around the camp. Could this be the new dress code for hookers on street corners?
Baby got back. Ha!
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Posted by matt on Monday, April 19 @ 14:25:33 EDT (1095 reads)
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 | New Linux Box Up and Running - Finally |
If your reading this, I finally got my Linux box running. If you had been following my trials and tribulations over the past year or so you would have seen that I had originally wanted to get a Linux test server running, but had problems so I gave up and installed Apache, PHP, and MySql on a Windows 2000 box. The problem was that I couldn't get the namevirtualhost to work on Apache. Well, I finally found the problem and it was damned simple.
The default configuration file in apache doesn't include a location for the srver to start from, like index.html, so it just displays the default server test page all the time. That is what had frustrated me, and I didn't have time to figure it out. It was stupid simple and I smack myself for not finding it sooner. Since finding that, I have the new server up and running and have to say that it's much faster and doesn't crash like the 2000 box did.
Now that I have this working I'll be adding more features here in the near future. I'll be upgrading the site to Nuke 7.0 and also setting up POP and SMTP services through this box. I would also like to get a simple DNS running, but I'm going to have to do some reading on that.
I'm also going to be starting another site for the family to post their photos on. Mom has a lot of historical family photos that we feel need to be shared. We will get the put oup on the site so that everyone can have their own prints and pass the heritage down to their kids. No sense in us being the only part of the family to have everything.
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Posted by matt on Wednesday, April 14 @ 08:56:36 EDT (820 reads)
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 | John's Transformation Page |
I just added a link to John's Transformation Page. This guy decided on Jan 6, 2003 to do something about his weight and fitness. He was an IT consultant and overweight. He put up a web page that chronicalled his weight loss. He really put his mind to it and explained, in detail, his methodology. He posts a daily photo and has a gallery of all of his photos from the beginning. Be sure to look at the "Pictures By Week" gallery. It's pretty amazing.
I guess what I was most impressed with was how fast the transformation happened. Gives one inspiration.
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Posted by matt on Tuesday, January 20 @ 09:11:58 EST (707 reads)
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 | Office Max Sucks Redux: Was I wrong? You be the judge... |
I just received this message from an Office Max store manager. This note is a reponse to a previous article that I wrote concerning my experiences when I visited my local Office Max location. I ask you, was I wrong?
this is for the persons who wrote officemax sucks. as a manager in an officemax store, i can tell you, most of our stores do not have a motion alarm for toner cartridges, but i wish they did, do you realize how many dead beats come in a steal cartridges and toner. there is even a alert out for a ring of slime balls, who have made a career of this. as far as out of stock items don't blame the employees, two places to place blame, the coporate buyers, and the pigs who come into the stores on the day a sale breakes and just have to buy every sale item, in mass. forget the everyday people who come in, and if whe try to limit they cry to the coporate and get anyway. and the pull tags in puches are not there, for reflecting stock level they are fact tags, to provide information, to the bozo who don't know the rear end to a whole in the ground. and they only help if the nitwits know what kind of printer they have. do you know how many times i have had some one come up to me, and say i need a ink cartridge for my printer, ok, what kind of printer, it is a hp, and what kind of hp. i don't know don't they all take the same kind. no, they don't. well, let me see them i will know when i see it. at this point we take out 20+ diffrent cartridges, for hp. and the blank look comes up on the face that say how stupid you are "here's your sign"
(name and address withheld because I'm a nice guy)
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Posted by matt on Wednesday, January 14 @ 14:59:03 EST (1213 reads)
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